TechCrunch
Meta Connect was wall-to-wall smart glasses, including a camera-free pair and $150 hearing aids, because nothing says 'future' like talking to your sunglasses in public.
The Verge
Meta's Teen Accounts team ordered 'a/c priv' hats while the company fights to keep teen safety research under wraps. A federal judge is not amused.
The Atlantic
Meta forks over $17.1 billion for hooking kids on social media, while chatbots quietly move in on their emotions - and nobody's home.
The Guardian
Mark Zuckerberg adds a 440-acre Irish castle to his property portfolio, because everyone needs a summer home with a four-and-a-half-minute commute from kitchen to dining room.
The Verge
Mark Zuckerberg's superyacht was the closest vessel to a stranded boat but didn't respond, leaving a cruise ship to do the actual rescuing - because of course.
TechCrunch
Meta continues its proud tradition of burning $4 billion a quarter on AR/VR, while pivoting to spending even more on AI that may or may not pan out.
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