BBC Politics
Burnham's first Commons address as PM: a plan for more devolution, public control of essentials, and a promise to fix the 'wrong turns' since the 1980s, while Badenoch rolls her eyes.
BBC Politics
Government announces £10bn for 70,000 homes, promises 300,000, but maths suggests they might need a calculator.
The Guardian
The government finally realizes disabled people have places to go before 9:30am, rolls out 24/7 free bus travel for all of England starting April 2027 - because apparently, that needed a national committee.
The Guardian
Burnham finally notices the climate crisis and hands farmers £65m, because apparently national security means waiting for a drought to act.
The Guardian
Andy Burnham, the UK PM, is dodging the climate crisis like it's a flying ember, despite five heatwaves, wildfires, and a country on fire. Priorities, right?
The Guardian
Persimmon banks on a 'Burnham bounce' to build more homes, while war-related inflation looms - because what's a housing market without a bit of geopolitical chaos?
The Guardian
Andy Burnham races the clock to decide which rapists stay locked up while the prison system threatens to collapse under its own weight - because apparently, there's no room at the inn.
BBC Politics
The Burnham bounce is real but modest, and Labour's revival owes as much to Reform's self-inflicted wounds as to the new PM's charm.
The Guardian
Andy Burnham outlines his vision to transform Britain with devolution, public ownership, and a new northern hub - basically, a plan to make government slightly less broken.
The Good Times
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