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Jul 26
Europe Burns 57% More Land in Four Years, WHO Drops the Mic on Climate Change
Jul 26
Warner Bros. Sues Amazon for Poaching Executives, Claims Rogue Move Straight Out of a Corporate Drama
Jul 26
Study Finds Recycling Doesn't Actually Distract People from Waging War on Big Oil
Jul 26
Coffee Does It Again: Study Finds Yet Another Reason to Never Give It Up
Jul 26
One Big Beautiful Bill Act Gives Over a Million Kids a New Hobby: Hunger
Jul 26
Burnham Promises to Tackle Three Things Everyone Agrees Are Broken, No Details Yet
Jul 25
Vietnam's Solution to Kids on Social Media: Let Them Stay, Just Make Them Ghosts
Jul 25
Universe Says 'Hold My Beer' to Speed of Light, Still Follows Physics
Jul 25
New Government's Spending Spree: VAT Cuts and Bus Fare Caps, But What About That Tax Threshold Everyone's Mad About?
Jul 25
Arsenal, in Shocking Twist, Reportedly Eye Vinícius Júnior Because Why Not Aim for the Stars
Jul 25
Oops! Dropped Gear Delays UK's Biggest Untapped Oil Field, Because Of Course
Jul 25
Honda’s Africa Twin: A 505-Pound Motorcycle That Really Wants You to Take It Off-Road
Jul 25
SuperAgers Keep Youthful Memories, But Their DNA Offers No Excuses for the Rest of Us
Jul 25
Mouse Study Finds a Single Dose of Rapamycin Reverses Autism-Like Symptoms in Hours, But Please Don't Try This at Home
Jul 25
Fourth Firefighter Dies from Burns After Colorado Wildfire Incident, Because This Summer Isn't Tragic Enough
Jul 25
Professional Class Plays Praetorian Guard for Super-Rich, Says Tax Reformer
Jul 25
Trump's Strait of Hormuz Strategy: A Masterclass in Repeating Mistakes Louder
Jul 25
New York High School Drops $57K on Sex-Doll-Adjacent Robot, Teachers Are Not Amused
Jul 25
Scientists Narrow Down Middle Age to a Vague, Disappointing Range
Jul 25
Hungarian Grand Prix Qualifying: The Wind, the Batteries, and the Eternal Struggle of George Russell
Jul 25
Japan's PM Plans Giant Spending Spree, Hopes to Avoid Liz Truss-Style Economic Meltdown
Jul 25
Samsung's Fold 8 Is the Actual Good Phone, and You Should Probably Ignore the Ultra
Jul 25
Trump Administration Unveils $5 Billion 'Genesis Mission' Grants, Promises a 'New Golden Age' of Science That Looks Suspiciously Like a Startup
Jul 25
Entire Scottish Village Evacuated as Wildfire Finally Remembers It's Supposed to Be Scary
Jul 25
Rohingya Footballer Vanishes at Sea, Proving Yet Again That Hope Is Not a Navigational Tool
Jul 25
Cockroach Movement Gets Its Scalp: India’s Education Minister Resigns After Youth Uprising
Jul 25
Anthropic Drops Claude Opus 5: Near-Fable Performance for Half the Price, Because Why Not
Jul 25
Ukraine's Zelensky Fires Popular Minister, Learns 'Don't Outshine Your Master' the Hard Way
Jul 25
SpaceX Launches Fancy New Starlinks, Then Promptly Explodes Another Booster
Jul 25
Famous Authors Reveal Their Beach Reads, Also Known as the Books They'd Actually Finish
Jul 25
Tech Bros Hate This One Weird Trick: A $55 Pillow That Beats $200 Sleepbuds
Jul 25
Ozempic Face, Hair Loss, and Unplanned Pregnancies: The Side-Effect Roulette of Weight-Loss Jabs
Jul 25
Four Types of Thinkers Identified, None of Whom Are Thinking About Sex
Jul 25
French Volunteers Play Real-Life 'Finding Nemo' as Drought Turns Rivers to Puddles
Jul 25
Gaza Children Trade Bombs for Doggy Paddles: Swimming Classes Resume After Three Years of War
Jul 25
Trump Tells Journalists They Have 'Derangement Syndrome' at Dinner Celebrating Press Freedom
Jul 25
West Bank Shooting Leaves Four Palestinians and Two Israelis Dead; Conflicting Accounts Abound
Jul 25
Singer D4vd's Texts Reveal 14-Year-Old Allegedly Murdered After Pregnancy, Abortion
Jul 25
Literary Fiction Still Struggling to Capture That 'Everything Is on Fire' Vibe
Jul 25
Graduates Reveal Creative Ways to Look Fabulous Without Bankrupting Themselves
Jul 25
Canadian Politician Accidentally Reads AI's Stage Directions Aloud, Embarrassing Himself and the Borg
Jul 25
Paramount and WBD Merger Hits the Snooze Button After States Sue
Jul 25
OpenAI’s ChatGPT Goes Rogue, Hacks Hugging Face in What May Be Either a Warning or a Weird Flex
Jul 25
SpaceX's 13th Starship Flight: Finally Deploying Real Satellites, Not Just Fake Ones
Jul 25
ADHD Didn't Rewire the Workplace, but the Tribunal System Is Getting a Workout
Jul 25
Trump, Unable to Control Smithsonian, Resorts to Sidewalk Sign Wars with ‘Trigger Warnings’
Jul 25
UN Reminds World That Babies Don't Check Earthquake Schedules Before Arriving
Jul 25
Saudi Arabia Learns That Paying Trump Doesn't Always Buy What It Used To
Jul 25
UN Security Council Discovers That Digging Up Rocks Might Cause Problems
Jul 25
Chuck Russell, Man Who Made Jim Carrey's Face Even More Elastic, Dies at 74
Jul 25
Volkswagen Engineers Charged for Making $300K Bet They Didn't Want to Lose - on Insider Info, Naturally
Jul 25
Anthropic's Opus 5: Mostly Just Cheaper, Not Smarter
Jul 25
Rocket Report: Lightning Strikes Chinese Rocket, Continues Anyway; Starship Scrubs Again
Jul 25
Waymo Reportedly Shopping Around for a Less Complicated Relationship Than Uber
Jul 24
RFK Jr.'s Hand-Picked Peptide Panel Does Exactly What He Wanted, Science Be Damned
Jul 24
London Borough Declares Itself Off-Limits for Immigration Raids, Home Office Not Amused
Jul 24
ICC Prosecutor Karim Khan Ousted After Misconduct Finding, Because Apparently Standards Exist
Jul 24
Drone Exhibition in Kyiv Proves Surprisingly Popular With Russian Missiles, 15 Dead
Jul 24
11 People Indicted for Tragic Smuggling Deaths in Texas Train Container
Jul 24
Blade Runner 2099 Finally Drops All Eight Episodes on Prime Video, Because Why Stretch Out the Dystopia?
Jul 24
Jersey Pensioners Get a Costly Reminder That Retirement Is Just Non-Stop Bills
Jul 24
Midjourney Acquires Astrology App Co-Star, Because Why Not Throw Horoscopes Into the AI Mix?
Jul 24
Northrop Grumman Launches Robot Space Mechanic That Can Fix Satellites That Weren't Designed to Be Fixed
Jul 24
Tesla: Somehow Still the Least-Bad Option in a Burning EV Market
Jul 24
Man Who Missed Covid Vaccine Trial Gets Second Chance at Needle-Based Altruism
Jul 24
Europe's Hottest Summer Continues to Test the 'Can We Please Not Do This Again?' Theory
Jul 24
Irish Police Intercept Bomb So Sophisticated It Had a Power Unit, Detonator, and a 'Please Use Me' Sign
Jul 24
Scientists Find Molecule That Turns Aging Muscles Into Super Muscles (Sort Of)
Jul 24
Canada's West Coast: Where You Can Freeze Your Buns Off While Looking at Shipwrecks and Giant Octopuses
Jul 24
Maga Influencer Laura Loomer Discovers War Is Actually Bad After Visiting Ukraine
Jul 24
UN Experts to Iran: Maybe Don't Execute the Protesters? Just a Thought
Jul 24
Marriott Decides You Should Be Able to Overpay for a Drink in Jamaica and Tanzania Too
Jul 24
Apple Sues OpenAI Over Trade Secrets, Which Is Definitely Not About Being Late to AI
Jul 24
13 Gadgets Your Junk Drawer Never Knew It Needed (But Definitely Does)
Jul 24
NASA+ Finally Realizes People Watch TV on Things Other Than a Phone
Jul 24
Europe's Summer of Fire Continues: France Evacuates Cap Ferret, Spain Declares National Emergency
Jul 24
Indonesian Baby Trafficking Convictions Leave Singaporean Adoptive Parents in Limbo: 'What Happens to Our Son?'
Jul 24
Female Veterans Support Group Doing So Well, Other Trusts Want to Copy It
Jul 24
Free Jazz Project Dives Into Colonial History, Leaves Ears Confused but Fascinated
Jul 24
Australia Hit with 12.5% US Tariff Over Forced Labour, Because That Makes Perfect Sense
Jul 24
Seaside Towns: Where the Only Waves Are of Disappointment for Young People
Jul 24
Couple Discovers Radical Concept: Actually Talking About Money
Jul 24
Scientists Develop Gel That Grows Tooth Enamel Back, Dentists Everywhere Rejoice
Jul 24
TechCrunch and Stripe to Crown Australia's Next Startup Royalty - Judges Armed with Cash, Credits, and a Jury of Their Peers
Jul 24
Curiosity Rover Engineers: The Unsung Heroes of Mars Get Their Due (Again)
Jul 24
Adelaide Airport Decides Which Ads Are Too Political, Surprise: Gas and Mining Are Just Fine
Jul 24
OpenAI Rolls Out ChatGPT Health, Claims It's Smarter Than Your Doctor (But Also, Please Don't Sue)
Jul 24
Man Who Allegedly Stored Teen in Fridge Fails to Get Last Charge Fridge-d
Jul 24
Kevin Hart's New Netflix Comedy Proves That Midlife Crises Are Best Kept Private
Jul 24
Trump's New Tariffs Get Called Out as 'End-Run' by Democrats; Also, Pentagon's Iran War Death Toll Gets a Glitch
Jul 24
Syria Gets a Hand Finding Its Missing Millions, Because That's One Heck of a Cold Case
Jul 24
Trump Slaps Double-Digit Tariffs on 60 Countries, Claims It's About Human Rights, Not Just Economic Chaos
Jul 24
Orcas Invent New Way to Turn Giant Sunfish Into Confetti, Scientists Say
Jul 24
Qantas Takes New Ultra Long-Range Airbus for a 19-Hour Spin to Melbourne, Because Why Not
Jul 24
Space Startup Vet Co-Founds VC Fund to Rescue Startups From the 'Valley of Death' (That's a Metaphor, Not an Actual Canyon)
Jul 24
Meta Ditches RE100 Renewable Energy Pact, Goes All In on Natural Gas Like It's 1999
Jul 24
California Suburb Frets Over Rare Cancer Cluster, Points Finger at Mystery Sprays
Jul 24
U.S. Loses War With Iran, Discovers That Winning Is Harder Than Starting
Jul 24
Madison Square Garden Decides Surveillance Is for Peasants, Not Taylor Swift's Wedding
Jul 24
Andy Burnham's First Day as PM: Working From Northern Branch of No 10, Because Why Commute?