The Guardian
Green Party members have thrown their weight behind Zack Polanski for a byelection in a Labour stronghold, because who doesn't love a good political gamble?
BBC Politics
The Green Party wants to pause data centre construction because our water is more important than AI's thirst. Government says that's a disaster. Meanwhile, servers are parched.
BBC Politics
From #Milifandom to pub snack memes, UK politicians are desperately trying to be 'relatable' online, but does any of it actually win votes? Spoiler: maybe not.
The Guardian
UK declares fifth heatwave and more drought, because climate change is a real drag. Water crisis worsens, but hey, at least it's not raining.
BBC Politics
Green Party leader says Labour's heatwave response is a 'dereliction of duty,' proposes cool spaces and renationalising water, while Labour points out the Greens keep blocking the very projects they demand.
The Guardian Europe
Green Party leader Zack Polanski's social media mishap has sparked internal calls for him to hand over the keys, as the party debates whether being 'terminally online' is a feature or a bug.
BBC Politics
Andy Burnham's Labour promises speed and emotional openness; opposition parties want actual policies, not just a relocated postcode.
The Guardian
London officials consider probing Green Party leader Zack Polanski over allegedly unpaid council tax on his houseboat, because nothing says "green living" like a potential tax evasion scandal.
The Guardian Europe
A weary public faces a soul-battle between Starmer, Farage, Polanski, and Badenoch - Dante would charge extra for this tour.
BBC Politics
Green Party leader Zack Polanski may have forgotten that even houseboats require council tax, prompting a flurry of apologies and creative explanations from his party.
BBC Politics
The Green Party turns London's Labour strongholds into a veritable garden party, winning councils and mayors while declaring two-party politics dead and buried.
The Guardian
Green Party leader Zack Polanski admits he was wrong to call himself a Red Cross spokesperson, but blames media scrutiny on the establishment's fear of wealth taxes and rising Green popularity.
The Guardian
Green candidate arrested for alleged antisemitism goes canvassing like nothing happened, because party discipline is apparently optional.
BBC Politics
Met Police chief tells Green Party leader to stop second-guessing officers who Tasered and kicked a knife-wielding suspect, because stopping a stabbing spree is apparently 'messy'.
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