BBC Politics
MPs are expected to finally pass the Hillsborough Law, which requires public officials to tell the truth - a radical concept that took 36 years and 97 deaths to propose.
The Guardian
Starmer tries to squeeze in a landmark accountability bill before his time runs out, because nothing says 'legacy' like a last-minute sprint through Parliament.
The Guardian
The UK's defence plan gets a thumbs-down from the guy who wrote the review, just in time for a chilly Nato summit.
BBC Politics
Outgoing PM Sir Keir Starmer warns Andy Burnham he'll be stuck dealing with global chaos too, because apparently the world doesn't care about your domestic agenda.
BBC Politics
PM says sorry for 185,000 forced adoptions, finally admitting the state was indeed the one doing the forcing.
BBC Politics
Outgoing PM Starmer leaves Burnham with a £4.7bn defence funding gap, because who wants a clean handover?
The Guardian
UK defence secretary buys £1.5bn in drones to deter Russia and Iran, predecessor quit over funding gap, and NATO chief is cautiously optimistic.
BBC Politics
Keir Starmer prepares to join the revolving door of PMs quitting because their own party got bored, as Andy Burnham's by-election win uncorks Labour's dissent.
BBC Politics
Keir Starmer is reportedly mulling resignation as cabinet ministers, MPs, and even Donald Trump line up to tell him the gig is up.
BBC Politics
Labour promised no more PM swaps. Seven PMs in ten years later, they're about to oust Starmer for Andy Burnham, because apparently winning a by-election you already held is grounds for a leadership change.
BBC Business
UK government promises to kill gazumping by 2029 with binding agreements and upfront info, because nothing says 'fast track' like a five-year plan.
The Guardian
Andy Burnham’s team tries to prevent a Boris-style meltdown by asking trigger-happy ministers to please not resign just yet, while Starmer digs in and everyone plays the world’s most polite game of political chicken.
The Guardian
Indian captain of Russian shadow fleet tanker carrying 98,000 tonnes of oil learns that 'just following orders' doesn't impress British courts as he's remanded in custody.
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