In a move that will surprise absolutely no one who has witnessed a field turn into a bonfire, Andy Burnham has announced that the government is considering a ban on disposable barbecues. The prime minister, apparently channeling the spirit of every fire chief who has ever sighed deeply, told reporters that single-use grills have been behind a number of recent blazes and that people should not be using them 'at this moment in time.' Because when the country is literally on fire, the most urgent question is whether to ban the portable grill that started it.

Some retailers, showing more common sense than the average BBQ enthusiast, have already voluntarily stopped selling the devices. This comes as Burnham chairs an emergency Cobra meeting on the government's response to record temperatures. Nearly three-quarters of England and all of Wales are officially in drought, which is nature's way of saying 'please don't set me on fire.'

The Met Office has issued a rare amber extreme heat warning for Thursday, with temperatures peaking in the mid-to-high 30s across the Midlands and south-east of England, and a high of 38C possible. Yes, 38 degrees. That's not just warm; that's 'melt your ice cream before you can eat it' hot.

Speaking during a visit to Stevenage, Burnham said a disposable barbecue ban was something the government was 'certainly going to consider.' 'I do want to leave the meeting today with a loud and clear message that we do want people to take the greatest possible care when they are out in the countryside, both in terms of cigarettes, but also those temporary barbecues that we know are causing risk of fires,' he added. Because apparently, common sense needs to be announced at a government meeting.

Burnham did not specify whether the government was considering a restriction on the sale of disposable BBQs, or limitations on their use. But a Labour MP wrote to large retailers last week in a bid to stop them selling disposable barbecues for the rest of the summer, whilst a number of Lib Dem MPs have also backed restrictions. The National Farmers Union has also called on local councils to issue public space protection orders to restrict their use in public areas.

Authorities including Brighton & Hove and Fylde, in Lancashire, are among councils to have used these orders to ban single-use grills in recent years. People who defy such orders can be fined up to £100. Councils intending to issue the orders are required to consult residents beforehand, and gather evidence of an ongoing risk to quality of life in a particular area. So if you were planning to have a BBQ on a beach in Brighton, you might want to reconsider.

The Cobra meeting will be attended by ministers from the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Home Office, and Department for Health, as well as the Environment Agency. A No 10 spokesperson said the government understood firefighters, farmers and NHS staff were all facing challenges connected to the weather. There has already been one Cobra meeting on heatwaves this year chaired by officials, but this will be the first such emergency session chaired by Burnham.

In June, the government under previous prime minister Sir Keir Starmer announced that specialist firefighters would be positioned in key locations across England in response to wildfire risks, with forces encouraged to use a government fund to upgrade equipment. Burnham had faced calls from the Green Party to chair a Cobra meeting on the heatwaves, with leader Zack Polanksi accusing the prime minister of inaction amid threats to public health and food supplies. The party has also called for more publicly accessible 'cool spaces' for vulnerable groups and financial support to help households heatproof their homes.

Fire chiefs have said that wildfires are becoming a 'recurring and growing feature of the risks facing our communities' amid a changing climate. Crews responded to 393 wildfires across England and Wales in July, making it the busiest month on record. So yes, banning the disposable BBQ seems like a reasonable start, but maybe also consider not having droughts and extreme heat? Just a thought.