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Aug 6
NRO Gives Three Radar Companies the Ultimate 'You're Hired' (for Spy Satellites)
Aug 6
X's Head of Product Steps Down to Return to His 'Natural State': Posting
Aug 6
Israel Strikes Southern Lebanon After First Evacuation Warning in Weeks, Because Ceasefires Are Apparently Just Suggestions
Aug 6
Tony, Before He Was Bourdain: A Coming-of-Age Story With Extra Oysters
Aug 5
National Trust Expands Plymouth Park by 32 Hectares, Adds Trail, Trees, and a Community Forest Because Nature Is Nice
Aug 5
Trump's 'Liberation Day' Tariffs: $100bn Refunded, Because Nothing Says 'Liberation' Like Giving Money Back
Aug 5
Cambridge Decides Plagiarism Accusations Are Now a 'Reputation Hazard' Worth Investigating
Aug 5
Michigan's Abdul El-Sayed Beats $70M Machine, Declares 'Power of Our Money' Wins
Aug 5
Summer Footwear Report: Flip-Flops Vindicated, Crocs Crowned, and Your Feet Are Probably a Mess
Aug 5
Man Accused of Starting Washington Wildfire Had Previous Questions About Fires, Because Of Course He Did
Aug 5
Finding Room in Starlink's Shadow: A Constellation Crowd Forms, But Is There Space?
Aug 5
Apple's Refurbished MacBook Neo: The Same Laptop, Now With a Discount That Makes You Forget It's Used
Aug 5
Holy Days Review: Even Judy Davis, Miriam Margolyes and Jacki Weaver in Habits Can't Save This Convent of a Movie
Aug 5
Woman Arrested After Four Men Stabbed in Covent Garden; Scissors Recovered, Chaos Ensues
Aug 5
Charity Sews Its Way to Sustainability, One £100 Coat at a Time
Aug 5
Robinhood Launches Fund to Let You Pretend You're a Y Combinator Insider
Aug 5
Study Finds Sitting Up Straight Makes You Feel Better and Make Smarter Bets
Aug 5
Nigeria's President Gives Soldiers an 80% Raise, Because Apparently Bulletproof Vests Were Too Complicated
Aug 5
Facial Analysis Apps Tell Women Their Faces Are a Fixer-Upper, and Charge $330 for the Privilege
Aug 5
Green Leader Accuses Labour of 'Dereliction of Duty' Over Heatwaves, Suggests More Cool Spaces
Aug 5
Europe's Orbital Compute Gap: A New Kind of Space Race, and Europe Is Still Figuring Out the Launch Codes
Aug 5
MagSafe Accessories: Now With 100% More Magnets, Slightly More Android Support
Aug 5
Arsenal Finally Splash £75m on Bruno Guimarães, Because Who Needs a Defender Anyway
Aug 5
NATO Confirms Drone Sighting Near Ukrainian Plane at German Airport; Bomb Disposal Robot Deployed Because of Course
Aug 5
El Niño to Push 50 Million More People into Hunger, Because Why Not Add Another Crisis
Aug 5
Next Upgrades Profit Outlook Again, Because Why Not Keep Beating Expectations?
Aug 5
Cockroach Lord Names New Species After Tolkien and Pokémon - Because Why Not?
Aug 5
Ex-Neo-Nazi Jailed for Antisemitic Abuse Picked as Tory Candidate; Peer Says 'Have a Bar'
Aug 5
Telegraph Writes About Climate Change, Readers Check Pulse
Aug 5
Perez Hilton Hospitalised After Livestreaming Self-Harm on TikTok, Because of Course That's a Thing Now
Aug 5
SpaceX's First Earnings Report: Revenue Soars, Spending Skyrockets, Investors Still Underwhelmed
Aug 5
SpaceX Declares War on Your Phone Bill, Promises to Steal T-Mobile, AT&T, and Verizon Customers
Aug 5
Woman Turns 35 Alone on a Mountaintop, Declares It Better Than Cake and Party Hats
Aug 5
Russia's Ballistic Missiles Do Their Annual 'Knock Knock' Routine on Kyiv, 14 Dead
Aug 5
Saudi-Led Group Completes $55bn Purchase of Gaming Giant EA, Because Nothing Says 'Soft Power' Like Buying Your Way into The Sims
Aug 5
Colombia Bans FGM, Because Apparently 'Don't Mutilate Babies' Needed a Law
Aug 5
Sam Altman's Latest Gift: Never Speak to Your Children Again
Aug 5
Democrat Marie Gluesenkamp Perez Survives Washington's Crowded Primary, Because Apparently Someone Has to
Aug 5
Lords Committee Urges Ban on Pet Flea Treatments, Calls Monthly Use 'Sledgehammer to Crack a Nut'
Aug 5
Australia's Wildlife Gets a Grim Report Card: Nearly 400 Species Now on Bird Flu's 'Do Not Adopt' List
Aug 5
518-Million-Year-Old Sea Creature Reveals: Spider Fangs Had a Very Humble Start
Aug 5
SpaceX Rocket to Give Moon an Unwelcome 5,400mph Hug, Scientists Prepare to Watch
Aug 5
MI6 Crowned Europe's Spy Champion, Because of Course
Aug 5
Spider-Man: Brand New Day Rakes in $1 Billion, Marvel Still Figuring Out Its Own Multiverse Mess
Aug 5
TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: Hotel Deals That Won't Require Selling a Kidney (Probably)
Aug 5
Singles Tax: The Hidden Fee for Not Having a Plus-One
Aug 5
Indian Women Protesters Face Online Torrent of Abuse, Doxxing, and Slut-Shaming After Anti-Modi Movement
Aug 5
Pocock Praises Falling House Prices as 'Good Thing' While Politicians Debate Gambling Ads and Solar Discounts
Aug 5
Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Kills Two; Feds Somehow 'Aware' But Not Counting
Aug 5
Utility Company's Out-of-Service Tower Sparks Deadly LA Wildfire, Report Confirms
Aug 5
NOAA Shells Out Another $3 Million to See If Fancy Weather Tech Actually Works
Aug 5
SpaceX Doubles Revenue, Proves You Can Make Money Renting Out Stuff You Built for Something Else
Aug 4
Peter Gill: The Theatrical Visionary Who Made Ordinary Lives Extraordinary, Dies at 86
Aug 4
Egyptian 'Judges' Were Apparently Just Guys With Sashes and a Dream
Aug 4
China's Tesla Factory Cranks Out Cars Nobody's Buying Locally, But Hey, Exports!
Aug 4
Marshall Stanmore IV vs. Sonos Era 300: I Tested Both So You Don't Have To
Aug 4
YouTuber Hank Green Steps Back from AI, Calls His Usage 'Not Healthy' - Which Is Probably Fine, Right?
Aug 4
Electronic Tagging System About as Reliable as a Chocolate Teapot, Watchdog Warns
Aug 4
Man Arrested for Arson in Washington Wildfire That Evacuated 60,000 - Allegedly Brought Matches to a Grass Fire
Aug 4
School Approves Uniforms Early, Parents Applaud the Obvious
Aug 4
Chewing Gum Fights Cancer Microbes by 93%, Because Why Not
Aug 4
Rubicon's Space Thruster Survives Hot-Fire Gauntlet, Ready to Actually Fly
Aug 4
Gaza Holds Mass Funeral for 112 Killed in 2023 Strike; Families Finally Get Closure (and Body Bags)
Aug 4
Edinburgh Fringe Returns With 4,000 Shows and Zero Consensus on Star Ratings
Aug 4
India's UPI Finally Gets a Business Model, Because Free Infrastructure Isn't a Business Model
Aug 4
Spotify Surpasses 300 Million Subscribers, Because Apparently People Still Pay for Music
Aug 4
The Great Gelatine Gap: Why Your Panna Cotta Will Never Be the Same (Sorry, Vegans)
Aug 4
Government Says Prison System Too Full to Let Fewer People Out Early, Which Is Certainly a Policy Position
Aug 4
Heavenly Retreat Takes a Deadly Turn: Landslide Hits Ethiopian Monastery Prayer Service
Aug 4
Hungary's Nuclear Plant Survives by a Hair's Breadth (or a Few Millimeters) as Danube Drops to Record Lows
Aug 4
Top-Rated Mental Health Trust Asked to Save £24m, Because Apparently Excellence Isn't Cheap Either
Aug 4
Rocketdyne Returns From Corporate Obscurity, Vows to Move Faster Than a Solid Rocket Motor
Aug 4
Warehouse Raids and Beach Drones: Ukraine-Russia Exchange 'Gifts' From the Sky, Again
Aug 4
Vinyl Records Now Come With a Surprise: Missing Songs, Thanks to Deadlines
Aug 4
AWS Welcomes Vibe-Coding Startup Superblocks Into Its Private Cloud, Because Why Let Rogue Apps Have All the Fun?
Aug 4
Oil Giants Post 'War Bonus' Profits, Trump Demands They 'Give Some Back'
Aug 4
Gen Z Protesters Expose India's Prime-Time Propaganda Machine, Cockroaches and All
Aug 4
Invertebrates: Nature's Overachievers Who Make Humans Look Lazy
Aug 4
82-Year-Old Charity Cyclist Dies One Day After Completing 5,200km Ride - Because Of Course
Aug 4
Heatwaves May Not Burn Your Toast, But They Could Burn a Hole in Your Wallet
Aug 4
Spanish Startup Plans to Suck Air in Space, Because Why Carry Fuel?
Aug 4
Your Brain Is Basically a Hoarder Who Refuses to Let You Lose Weight
Aug 4
What, No Sequinned Crooners? How Cruises Became the Home for World-Class Theatre
Aug 4
Ukraine's Ex-Top Commander Drops Truth Bomb: Nato Membership? Never Happening
Aug 4
Betting Giants Deny Supplying Cocaine and Escorts to VIPs, Which Is Exactly What They'd Say
Aug 4
Samsung's Smart Monitor Drops to $349.99, Because Who Needs a TV and a Monitor When One Panel Can Do Both Mediocre Jobs?
Aug 4
Trump's 'Realignment' Looks Less Like a Realignment, More Like a Slight Re-Shoe
Aug 4
Science Roundup: Cyborg Cockroach Dive Suits, Betelgeuse's Secret Friend, and More Stories We Almost Missed
Aug 4
Scientists Confirm Summer Weddings Now Come with a Side of Sweat
Aug 4
Lego Deploys Hubble Space Telescope as Detailed Desktop Model, Because Your Shelf Needs More Space
Aug 4
Drones Over Sudan: Because Ground War Wasn't Dangerous Enough
Aug 4
Celebrity Hunted Review: If This Lot Can Dodge MI5, We're All Doomed
Aug 4
Britain's Falling Vaccination Rates Have a Surprising Culprit: It's Not the Anti-Vaxxers, It's the Bus Ride
Aug 4
Sequoia Leads $1B Round for Nuclear Startup, Because Apparently We Need More Ways to Power AI
Aug 4
Ukraine's Drones Ruin Beach Day, Moscow Restaurant Date Night
Aug 4
Google Finally Lets Fitbit Data Talk to Apple Health, Ending a Feud Nobody Asked For
Aug 4
Trump Says Miller Abuse Allegations Are a 'Family Matter,' Which Is Certainly One Way to Handle It
Aug 4
Deadly Flowers Could Spark a Medical Revolution (If You Don't Touch Them)
Aug 4
Startup Raises Another $1B to Put Batteries in Your Backyard Because the Grid Is a Mess
Aug 3
Your AI Chatbot Wants to Remember Everything: Here's How to Make It Forget