Tata Steel has announced that its shiny new £1.25bn electric steel-making furnace in Port Talbot might be delayed by up to eight months. The culprit? A pesky little thing called 'electrical connectivity.' Who knew that building a giant electricity-guzzling furnace would require, you know, electricity?

The new electric arc furnace was supposed to be humming along by the end of 2027, replacing the old blast furnaces that closed two years ago and took 2,000 jobs with them. But Tata's boss, Koushik Chatterjee, let slip during a conference call that National Grid's connectivity project is running behind schedule.

"Securing access to high power electricity is critical for our planned transition," Chatterjee said, in what might be the most obvious statement of the year. He added that National Grid has "formally alerted us that their connectivity project is delayed." The delay could be six to eight months, or maybe more, after the plant is built. So, you know, fingers crossed.

Tata is now in conversation with National Grid and the UK government, presumably asking them to please plug it in faster. National Grid, for its part, says it's building two new substations, installing transformers, and laying 2km of underground cables. But ground conditions, environmental concerns, and planning considerations have slowed things down. Who knew building infrastructure was so complicated?