The Guardian Europe
Giant Cuttlefish Play Hide and Seek, Only 44 Found; Scientists Not Amused
Only 44 giant cuttlefish show up for the world's biggest cephalopod orgy, and scientists are demanding the government stop sitting on the bad news.
2026-08-09
The Guardian Europe
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The Guardian
Dolphin Deaths Spike After Algal Bloom Goes Full 'Hunger Games' on Their Calamari Buffet
An algal bloom and marine heatwave turned dolphin dining into a famine, with 2025 seeing the highest death toll in 12 years - and the calamari shortage isn't helping.
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