The Guardian Europe
A football live blog that's long on tactical musings and short on actual football action, because who needs scores when you have Gary Neville quotes?
The Guardian Europe
Real Madrid keeps winning, Napoli keeps Napoli-ing, and Schalke's return to the big time goes about as well as expected.
The Guardian Europe
The Champions League draw happened, and it's a minefield of marquee matchups, a quiz show winner coaching Sabah, and Uefa's usual chaotic charm.
The Guardian Europe
The summer transfer merry-go-round spins on, with Real Madrid eyeing Zubimendi, Arsenal shipping out attackers, and Jamie Vardy possibly returning to England at 39.
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Barcelona tries to steal Rodri from Real Madrid, because why not add another layer of chaos to the transfer window?
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Enzo Maresca's Manchester City tenure hinges on keeping Rodri, who has just captained Spain to World Cup glory and won the Golden Ball, while Real Madrid circle.
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Arsenal, fresh off a Premier League title, are reportedly trying to sign Vinícius Júnior from Real Madrid, because apparently winning isn't enough - they want to do it with style and a Brazilian winger.
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Manchester United leads the chase for West Ham's £80m Mateus Fernandes, while Arsenal winces at the price tag and Real Madrid's José Mourinho lurks menacingly.
The Guardian Europe
Real Madrid's president confirms Mourinho would return if re-elected, because apparently the club's election strategy is 'remember when we were good?'
The Guardian Europe
Mourinho may return to Madrid, Lewandowski leaves Barcelona with 119 goals, Crystal Palace win their first major trophy, and Hearts fans are still traumatised by Albert Kidd.
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José Mourinho's potential return to Real Madrid after 13 years feels like the plot of a telenovela, complete with nuts, fruit, and a basement iPad viewing.
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