The Guardian Europe
The Champions League draw happened, and it's a minefield of marquee matchups, a quiz show winner coaching Sabah, and Uefa's usual chaotic charm.
BBC Politics
PM Starmer channels his inner football fan and writes a strongly worded letter to TNT Sports, demanding they stop hiding the Champions League final behind a paywall. The corporation says £4.99 is a bargain.
The Guardian Europe
José Mourinho's potential return to Real Madrid after 13 years feels like the plot of a telenovela, complete with nuts, fruit, and a basement iPad viewing.
The Guardian Europe
Mikel Arteta urges Arsenal to reach first Champions League final in 20 years, with a 1-1 first-leg draw against Atlético Madrid and a 13-match unbeaten run backing them up.
The Guardian Europe
Inter Milan blow a two-goal lead because why make things easy, while Dortmund does the opposite and books a Champions League spot.
The Guardian Europe
Arsenal’s Olivia Smith, fresh off breaking the £1m transfer record, contemplates the shock of staying put for a second season while chasing Champions League glory.
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