The Guardian
Fleetwood Town, a League Two side 84 places below Arsenal, knocked the Premier League champions out of the Carabao Cup on penalties, because football occasionally remembers it's supposed to be fun.
The Guardian Europe
Fleetwood Town held Arsenal to a 1-1 draw in the Carabao Cup fourth round, with Max Dowman sent off and penalties looming after a scrappy Gyokeres equalizer.
The Guardian Europe
Manchester United's Carabao Cup night is overshadowed by a 15-year-old's transfer flirtation, while Andy Burnham and Mark Carney play political VIP at Everton.
The Guardian Europe
A football live blog that's long on tactical musings and short on actual football action, because who needs scores when you have Gary Neville quotes?
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