Axel Rudakubana, the 19-year-old who murdered three little girls at a Taylor Swift-themed dance class, has been moved from Belmarsh prison to Broadmoor high-security psychiatric hospital. Because nothing says 'consequence for sadistic mass murder' like a taxpayer-funded upgrade to a facility where you're called a 'patient' instead of an inmate.

The transfer happened after psychologists decided Rudakubana 'cannot be managed safely in a prison environment' - which is rich, considering he managed to attack a prison officer with boiling water in May. The Ministry of Justice assures us he'll remain locked up and is 'unlikely to ever be released,' but families of the victims are understandably furious, given he was deemed fit to stand trial just months ago.

Rudakubana is serving a minimum 52-year sentence for the murders of Elsie Dot Stancombe, seven, Bebe King, six, and Alice da Silva Aguiar, nine, plus attacks on eight other children and two adults. He also had a side hobby of producing ricin and possessing an al-Qaida training manual. So, just your average teenager with a knife problem and a terrorism charge.

Mark Fairhurst of the POA union summed up the situation: 'He is not mentally unwell. He is playing the system.' Fairhurst notes that Rudakubana will now enjoy 'all the freedoms a secure hospital is forced to give him' and will even receive benefits - because apparently, being evil now qualifies you for government assistance.

Broadmoor, home to the Yorkshire Ripper and other luminaries, will now host Rudakubana, where he'll receive 'mandatory therapeutic and rehabilitative programmes.' Because what this guy clearly needs is therapy, not a cell with a view of four walls.