BBC Business
FIFA's World Cup Privatisation Plan: A Masterclass in Not Reading the Room (or the Spreadsheet)
FIFA's plan to privatise the World Cup was a financial fever dream that died in days. Here's why it never made sense.
2026-08-01
BBC Business
2026-07-27
The Guardian Europe
FIFA President Gianni Infantino Summoned to Congress: 'Come Explain Your Trump Ties, Please Bring the World Cup'
Congress wants to know why FIFA's president is besties with Trump, gave him a peace prize, reversed a red card after his calls, and opened an office in Trump Tower.
2026-07-19
The Guardian Europe
Argentina's World Cup Run Fueled by Childhood Dreams, Unshakeable Belief, and a Healthy Disregard for History
Argentina reaches the World Cup final powered by childhood memories, parental bed-making, and a national identity that defies categorization - plus some solid footwork.
2026-07-15
The Guardian Europe
Tuchel Says Argentina Is 'Fuelled by History' - Which Is Diplomatic for 'We Know About the Falklands Chant'
England face Argentina in a World Cup semi-final with historical baggage, a Falklands chant, and Tuchel insisting everyone is very emotional and ready.
2026-07-14
The Guardian Europe
France Wants Revenge on Spain, Which Is Basically the Plot of Every Soccer Rivalry Ever
France wants revenge on Spain for Euro 2024, because apparently holding a grudge is part of the training regimen. Coach says no revenge, but the players are ready to deliver.
2026-07-13
The Guardian Europe
Diego Forlán to Temporarily Manage Uruguay After Bielsa’s World Cup Blame Game Exit
Former striker Diego Forlán steps in as Uruguay’s temporary manager after Bielsa’s World Cup ouster, bringing his Golden Boot and a coaching resume that’s seen better days.
2026-07-12
The Guardian Europe
VAR's 'Mistaken Identity' Rule Leaves Swiss Forward in Tears, World Cup Dreams in Tatters
VAR's expanded 'mistaken identity' rule turns a Swiss equalizer into a red-card disaster, leaving Breel Embolo in tears and Switzerland's World Cup dreams in the dust.
2026-07-11
The Guardian Europe
Hometown of Haaland Hails 'Little Boy Who Grew Into a Huge Viking'
Erling Haaland's hometown of Bryne, Norway, celebrates his global rise and the town's newfound status as the 'capital of Norway' ahead of the World Cup quarter-final.
2026-07-09
BBC World
Man Who Brought World Cup Joy to Gaza Killed in Strike Hours Before Match
A beloved aid worker who organized World Cup screenings for displaced families in Gaza was killed by an Israeli strike hours before a match, leaving a community mourning both the man and the fleeting joy he brought.
2026-07-07
The Guardian Europe
Egypt Has Salah, Argentina Has Messi: World Cup Showdown Set for Tuesday
Mohamed Salah relishes his redemption and sets sights on Lionel Messi as Egypt prepares to face Argentina in a World Cup knockout showdown.
2026-07-06
The Guardian
England's World Cup Win Causes 332,000 Pupils to Vanish from Classrooms, Possibly to Practice 'It's Coming Home'
England's World Cup victory causes 332,000 pupils to skip school, proving that 'it's coming home' is a more compelling lesson plan than algebra.
2026-07-03
BBC Business
World Cup Match at 1am? Let's Just Start Work at 11am and Pretend We're Productive
England's 1am World Cup match has employers scrambling to decide whether productivity or sleep-deprived morale wins.
The Guardian Europe
Socceroos 'Prepared' for Mo Salah Who Is Fit Enough to Play, Which Is Terrifying
Socceroos brace for Mo Salah, who's fit again after a hamstring scare, while Egypt's coach reminds everyone they're playing football, not rugby.
2026-06-16
The Guardian Europe
Mbappé Breaks France's All-Time Scoring Record, Because Why Not Add More Goals to His Résumé
Kylian Mbappé becomes France's all-time leading scorer, because of course he does, in a friendly that started slow and ended with a record and some confused refereeing.
The Guardian Europe
Trump Says Iran Agreed to Never Have a Nuke; Also, Ships Are Moving Again, Which Is Nice
Trump declares Iran will never get nukes, ships start moving through the Strait of Hormuz, and everyone gets a ceasefire except the people getting bombed.
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