The Guardian Europe
England face Argentina in a World Cup semi-final with historical baggage, a Falklands chant, and Tuchel insisting everyone is very emotional and ready.
The Guardian Europe
England's imposing head coach Thomas Tuchel is a details man who has got the balance of squad spirit right at the World Cup, and is even proving a hit on Mumsnet.
The Guardian
England's World Cup victory causes 332,000 pupils to skip school, proving that 'it's coming home' is a more compelling lesson plan than algebra.
The Atlantic
Elite soccer players swallow thermometers and train in saunas for the World Cup heat wave; the rest of us can just sit in the shade and drink water.
The Guardian Europe
Thomas Tuchel names his 26-man England World Cup squad, leaving out Trent Alexander-Arnold and Harry Maguire while bringing in Djed Spence and Ivan Toney - because nothing says 'bold strategy' like a Saudi-based penalty specialist.
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