The Atlantic
America's Produce Aisle Now a Surprise Party for Parasites, Bacteria, and Printing Ink
From parasite-laced lettuce to ink-stained tofu, America's food safety system may be crumbling - but at least the outbreaks aren't worse (yet).
2026-09-02
The Atlantic
2026-08-28
ScienceDaily
UK Study Finds Fungal Toxins in 100% of Plant-Based Meats Tested - Vegans, You're Not Safe
A UK study finds fungal toxins in 100% of plant-based meats and milks tested, but levels are below EU limits - so your veggie burger is probably fine, just don't live on it exclusively.
2026-08-19
BBC Health
UK Salmonella Outbreak: Eggs Suspected, Panic Not Yet Required
UK salmonella outbreak: 207 cases, one death, and a suspicious carton of imported eggs. Cook your eggs, wash your hands, and maybe skip the runny yolk for now.
2026-07-14
The Guardian
Michigan Points Finger at Lettuce in Parasite Outbreak, But Funding Cuts Don't Help
Michigan says lettuce might be behind a nasty parasite outbreak - and funding cuts aren't making the investigation any easier.
2026-07-11
The Atlantic
America's Parasite Problem: The Only Way to Avoid Explosive Diarrhea Is to Cook Your Salad
America is in the midst of a cyclosporiasis outbreak, and the only surefire way to avoid it is to cook your salad - welcome to the summer of sad, warm greens.
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