Ars Technica
Trump Admin’s Ebola Strategy: Strand Americans, Hope for the Best
Trump administration bars Americans in Ebola-stricken DRC from returning home, experts call it historically ineffective and harmful.
2026-07-15
Ars Technica
2026-07-14
Ars Technica
Taco Bell and Lettuce Named Prime Suspects in Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
Lettuce and Taco Bell are the leading suspects in a massive Cyclospora outbreak that has sickened thousands, with Michigan bearing the brunt of the explosive diarrhea.
The Guardian
Michigan Points Finger at Lettuce in Parasite Outbreak, But Funding Cuts Don't Help
Michigan says lettuce might be behind a nasty parasite outbreak - and funding cuts aren't making the investigation any easier.
2026-07-11
The Atlantic
America's Parasite Problem: The Only Way to Avoid Explosive Diarrhea Is to Cook Your Salad
America is in the midst of a cyclosporiasis outbreak, and the only surefire way to avoid it is to cook your salad - welcome to the summer of sad, warm greens.
2026-07-08
Ars Technica
Michigan Suffers Explosive Diarrheal Outbreak; CDC Data on the Topic Proceeds at Its Own Pace
Michigan's diarrheal parasite outbreak hits 700+ cases, with officials hunting for the source while CDC data lags behind, as usual.
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