ScienceDaily
Wegovy Linked to Rare ‘Eye Stroke’: Because Losing Weight Wasn’t Dramatic Enough
Study finds Wegovy linked to rare 'eye stroke' causing sudden blindness - because weight loss drugs apparently want to keep you in the dark.
2026-05-24
ScienceDaily
2026-05-22
MIT Technology Review
Enhanced Games: Where Doping Is the Point and 'Unfair' Is Just a Suggestion
The inaugural Enhanced Games in Las Vegas lets athletes dope openly, break records, and collect millions - because in 2026, being human is for quitters.
2026-05-19
NYT Health
Trump Goes Mute on Abortion Pill Lawsuit, Leaving Everyone to Guess His Stance
Trump stays suspiciously quiet as a lawsuit threatens abortion pill access, leaving his administration in a political bind tighter than a prescription bottle cap.
2026-05-09
The Guardian
FDA Chief on Thin Ice as Agency Implodes, Science Takes a Backseat to Vape Flavors
FDA Commissioner Marty Makary faces the axe as the agency implodes under political pressure, vaccine research suppression, and a vape-friendly White House - because public health is so last century.
2026-05-07
The Atlantic
Abortion Providers Eye Misoprostol as Mifepristone Gets Courtroom Tango Lessons
As courts play ping-pong with mifepristone, abortion providers dust off the backup plan: misoprostol, the workhorse pill that's about to get a lot more attention.
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