The Verge
ICE Plans to Spend $20M on Shock Gloves, Because Apparently Tasers Weren't Intimidating Enough
ICE wants to spend $20 million on electrified gloves that shock people into compliance, because apparently tasers weren't subtle enough.
2026-08-12
The Verge
2026-07-19
The Verge
FBI Reportedly Told to Stop Investigating the People It's Supposed to Investigate
The FBI may stop investigating ICE agents, leaving the agency to investigate itself - a system that has always worked flawlessly for everyone involved.
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