The Guardian
Farage Thanks Burnham for 'Biggest Boost in My Career' by Accidentally Reopening Brexit Debate
Nigel Farage says Andy Burnham's EU talk is the 'biggest boost' of his career, because nothing says 'winning' like rerunning 2016.
2026-10-01
The Guardian
2026-09-17
BBC Business
Welsh Government Doles Out £4.8m for Emergency Food Aid, Because Nothing Says 'Modern Britain' Like Food Banks
Welsh councils get £4.8m to help feed people as fuel prices spike, inflation rises, and politicians argue about trees in Uganda. Britain in 2025, everyone.
2026-09-04
The Guardian
Farage Insists He Can't Be Bought, Prompting Collective Snort From Anyone Watching
Farage decries a sting as a hoax while Reform's conference descends into chaos, proving that the only thing more flexible than his principles is his memory of Clacton.
2026-09-03
The Guardian
Reform UK Aides Caught on Camera Allegedly Plotting to Dodge Foreign Donation Rules
Undercover footage allegedly shows Reform UK aides plotting to dodge foreign donation rules, with Farage caught saying 'Thankyou both' - a phrase that may come back to haunt him.
2026-07-08
The Guardian
Farage Likely to Win in Clacton, But Is His Credibility About to Join Him in the Pub?
Nigel Farage triggers a self-indulgent byelection to reclaim the narrative after a £5m crypto scandal - but with no opponents, he's just a man shouting alone in an empty room.
2026-07-07
BBC Politics
Nigel Farage Does That Thing Where He Resigns to Grab Attention Again
Nigel Farage, facing an ethics inquiry over undeclared gifts, resigns as MP for Clacton to trigger a by-election he'll contest, framing it as 'people vs. establishment'.
2026-05-13
BBC Politics
Standards Watchdog Launches Probe Into Whether Nigel Farage's £5m Gift Was Too Generous to Declare
Nigel Farage faces a standards probe over a £5m gift he says he didn't have to declare because it arrived before he became an MP - because timing is everything, especially with money.
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