The Guardian Europe
Ryanair insists its planes are safe after a passenger nearly became an involuntary skydiver, while also complaining about EU border delays and falling profits.
BBC Business
Ryanair's profits drop 34% as war, fuel costs, and nervous flyers force fare cuts; Mediterranean flights still full but passengers booking later.
BBC Business
Aer Lingus plans to cut 500 jobs and drop several routes, blaming the economy, fuel costs, and a €103m loss - because what's a little existential crisis among friends?
BBC Business
Man nearly becomes human projectile after Ryanair window decides to dislodge at 9,000 feet; wife's grip strength saves the day.
BBC Business
EU border checks mean you'll need extra time, app alerts, and a stern talk with your insurer - or you'll be paying for your own incompetence.
BBC Business
Oil prices do the limbo as Trump threatens Iran, then postpones the attack at Gulf leaders' request, leaving markets to guess if we're heading for war or a deal - or just a very expensive summer.
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