TechCrunch
Thrive Capital tries to back away from a $4.2 billion FIFA mess while hiring the lawyer who defends Elon Musk - because nothing says 'we did nothing wrong' like calling Alex Spiro.
The Guardian Europe
Uefa cries foul over Infantino's 'absurdly low' $20bn World Cup valuation, files criminal complaint, and hopes someone, anyone, will listen.
The Guardian Europe
FIFA's deputy might challenge Infantino, as African federations grow tired of his reign and look for a savior with a checkbook.
The Guardian Europe
Gianni Infantino plans to charm Caribbean football officials at a kids' tournament to dodge a no-confidence vote, because what says 'leadership' like schmoozing at a U14 match?
The Guardian Europe
FIFA's crisis meeting in Rabat concludes with the shocking revelation that the president will remain president, apologies were written, and nothing will change.
BBC Business
FIFA's plan to privatise the World Cup was a financial fever dream that died in days. Here's why it never made sense.
The Guardian Europe
Congress wants to know why FIFA's president is besties with Trump, gave him a peace prize, reversed a red card after his calls, and opened an office in Trump Tower.
BBC World
Trump asks FIFA to review a red card, FIFA suspends the ban, and everyone except the US is left wondering if this is normal.
The Good Times
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