TechCrunch
Thrive Capital tries to back away from a $4.2 billion FIFA mess while hiring the lawyer who defends Elon Musk - because nothing says 'we did nothing wrong' like calling Alex Spiro.
The Guardian Europe
Uefa cries foul over Infantino's 'absurdly low' $20bn World Cup valuation, files criminal complaint, and hopes someone, anyone, will listen.
The Guardian Europe
The Champions League draw happened, and it's a minefield of marquee matchups, a quiz show winner coaching Sabah, and Uefa's usual chaotic charm.
BBC Business
Fifa fires COO Kevin Lamour after he criticised Infantino's aborted FFE plan - because nothing says 'unity in football' like silencing dissent.
The Guardian Europe
FIFA's crisis meeting in Rabat concludes with the shocking revelation that the president will remain president, apologies were written, and nothing will change.
The Good Times
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