The Guardian
A fatal pothole crash in Victoria has politicians promising to fix the roads they've been ignoring, just in time for the 28 November election.
The Guardian
Victorian Premier Ben Carroll promises to build the Suburban Rail Loop on time and under budget, after tweaking the scope and ordering a review to find savings. Because nothing says 'commitment' like a last-minute rethink.
The Guardian
Victoria's Labor promises free dental care for all - because nothing says election strategy like a $230 million smile.
The Guardian
Victoria's royal commission into construction promises 'nothing is off limits' - except, perhaps, the obvious irony of a premier announcing it three weeks after taking office and months before an election.
The Guardian
Victoria finally notices that letting rapists hide behind suppression orders is a bad look, promises to fix it - if re-elected, because politics.
The Guardian
Ben Carroll confirms leadership challenge after telling Jacinta Allan - and a young daughter - he wouldn't. Classic politics.
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