Lewis Hamilton Accuses Ferrari of 'Wasting Time,' Longs for Mercedes' Swift Team Orders
Lewis Hamilton, now a Ferrari driver, discovers that grass isn't always greener as he watches his old team Mercedes execute flawless strategy while his new team fumbles.
In a stunning display of déjà vu, Lewis Hamilton has found himself on the other side of the pit wall, wistfully eyeing Mercedes' slick teamwork while his Ferrari squad fumbles about like a toddler with a Rubik's cube. After the Dutch Grand Prix, where he finished fourth, Hamilton couldn't hide his frustration, comparing Ferrari's strategy calls to a slow-motion replay of everything he left behind.
The race saw McLaren's Lando Norris take the chequered flag, followed by Mercedes' Kimi Antonelli and George Russell. Hamilton, however, was left to ponder what might have been if Ferrari had been as quick to move Charles Leclerc aside as Mercedes was with Russell. "Great way of wasting time, good job," Hamilton quipped, with the kind of sarcasm that makes team radios go viral.
Hamilton's frustration was palpable as he noted, "I'm looking ahead and seeing Mercedes execute like that. They've got the car, they're fighting for the championship, in the lead and they did it straight away. Here, I'm sitting back, losing seconds." He's now 59 points behind championship leader Antonelli, and every second counts when you're trying to claw back a title.
Mercedes, for their part, showed no remorse for their swift team orders. Russell, despite initially questioning the call, conceded it was the right move: "Kimi was ahead of me anyway, so he deserved to finish ahead." Toto Wolff, ever the pragmatist, dismissed any drama: "Team orders are always harsh from one drivers' perspective, but it is what we always discussed. Today wasn't a difficult call."
Hamilton, meanwhile, is adamant that Ferrari needs a serious pep talk. "Today was definitely frustrating for me," he said. "I'm here to win, and I really believe that this team can win. But to win championships, you have to pick up every point." He's calling for an offline discussion, presumably to explain the concept of 'hurry up' to his new employers.
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