The Guardian Europe
Tesla's New Feature: Remote Harassment, Straight From Your Abuser's Phone
A Sydney woman's Tesla becomes a remote-controlled tool of abuse by her ex, proving that even your car can be weaponized against you.
2026-09-09
The Guardian Europe
2026-09-03
The Guardian
Father Tells Daughter's Killer He Hopes Her Screams Haunt Him Forever; Court Applauds, Sort Of
A father's courtroom message to his daughter's killer is both heartbreaking and a touch ominous, as he hopes her screams haunt him forever.
2026-08-23
The Guardian
Warrant Issued for Mental Health Advocate Wanted Over Husband's Sharp-Object Demise
A mental health advocate is wanted for allegedly killing her police officer husband with a sharp object, while the city keeps the pond closed and everyone pretends the irony isn't deafening.
2026-08-16
BBC Politics
Government's Emergency Wildfire Alert Accidentally Alerts Abusers, Because of Course
The government's emergency wildfire alert was a real blast - especially for domestic abuse victims whose secret phones suddenly became very public.
2026-08-10
The Guardian
Travelodge Hands Out Room Keys Like Party Favors, Woman's Abuser Gets One
Travelodge's 'customer safety is a priority' gets a reality check after staff hand a key to an abuser, proving some policies are as effective as a chocolate teapot.
2026-06-09
The Guardian
UK Government May Finally Tell London Councils to Stop ‘Dumping’ Homeless Families in the Middle of Nowhere
London councils may lose the right to send homeless families hundreds of miles away, as MPs and charities decry a practice that forces abuse victims to choose between rough sleeping and isolation.
2026-05-11
The Guardian
Alleged Triple Murderer Found Dead Next to Abandoned Ute, Providing Closure Nobody Was Asking For
A decomposed body found near an abandoned ute in New South Wales is believed to be the alleged triple murderer who was on bail for domestic violence, because the justice system clearly had this handled.
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