The Guardian
A California geomorphologist found a 10,000-year-old mastodon tooth in immaculate condition, proving that sometimes the best discoveries happen when you're just looking at rocks.
BBC World
AI has now designed fully functional viruses, which is either a medical breakthrough or the plot of a sci-fi horror film - probably both.
ScienceDaily
Heat does weird stuff at the nanoscale, and researchers have figured out how to make it transfer four times faster using gold-patterned metamaterials - possibly leading to better computer cooling and energy tech.
BBC Business
Bioengineers are using fungi to turn food scraps into tasty cheese, proving that one person's waste is another person's artisanal dinner.
ScienceDaily
Stanford researchers find that aging brains suffer from protein production traffic jams, offering a new explanation for cognitive decline and potential targets for Alzheimer's treatment.
ScienceDaily
Stanford researchers built a room-temperature quantum device using twisted light and molybdenum diselenide, proving that quantum computing might not require dressing like you're going to Mars.
TechCrunch
Student journalist Theo Baker spent four years exposing Stanford's startup-obsessed underbelly. He got a Polk Award, a book deal, and an existential question: is founding a company harder than getting an internship?
ScienceDaily
Stanford physicists built a fingertip-sized optical amplifier that boosts light signals 100x while sipping power - because apparently light needed a performance-enhancing drug.
TechCrunch
A Stanford grad's exposé on the school's power-hungry culture might just inspire more students to chase the very delusions it skewers - because nothing says 'anti-establishment' like a movie deal.
ZDNet
New research confirms AI is great for simple online chores but still terrible at complex thinking, so maybe don't ask it for life advice.
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