The Guardian Europe
Trump rebrands a shared lake 'Lake America' in a desperate attempt to distract from Iran, the Epstein files, and his sinking approval ratings.
The Guardian Europe
Hegseth says sailors are fine, senators say otherwise, and the Kennedy Center is still renovating its way to controversy - plus tarifftastic transshipping and a Harvard win.
The Guardian Europe
Whistleblowers say Trump rushed Kennedy Center renovations - including tearing out a bathroom floor over tile color - to prep for a FIFA peace prize ceremony, all while allegedly ignoring federal contracting laws.
The Guardian
Andy Beshear asks Mitch McConnell to please share a health update, because the current strategy of ‘mysterious silence’ isn’t reassuring anyone.
The Guardian
Comedians roast Trump at the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize ceremony after a court order forced the removal of his name from the building, proving that sometimes a tarp is funnier than a punchline.
The Atlantic
The Kennedy Center's fight to scrape Trump's name off its facade is a neat metaphor: erasing the graffiti is easy, but fixing the wrecked institution underneath is going to take a lot more than a power washer.
The Guardian Europe
Trump goes on a Truth Social posting bender, announces rally to replace concerts nobody wanted to play, and shares AI-generated images of himself dunking on governors and riding with George Washington.
The Guardian
Trump spends six hours in the Situation Room 'deciding' on Iran peace, then emerges to write 578 words about being told to remove his name from a performing arts center. Meanwhile, the USPS may mess up midterm elections and kids' vaccines get cut.
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