BBC Politics
Bank Holiday Beach Party Takes an Unexpected Turn as 989 Migrants Cross the Channel
Nearly 1,000 migrants crossed the English Channel over the bank holiday weekend, because apparently the smugglers don't get bank holidays off.
BBC Politics
Nearly 1,000 migrants crossed the English Channel over the bank holiday weekend, because apparently the smugglers don't get bank holidays off.
BBC Business
Post Office Horizon investigation faces five-year delay without extra funding, as 900+ wrongfully prosecuted wait for justice that's moving at the speed of a dial-up connection.
The Guardian
UK launches £20m unit to tackle £1bn laundered through dodgy high street shops, because apparently that American candy store wasn't selling enough candy.
The Guardian
Yvette Cooper wrote a newspaper column about Palestine Action despite being warned by the CPS it could prejudice an ongoing trial - because when you're home secretary, you do what you want, and the judge said it was fine, mostly.
The Guardian
UK police to get mandatory trauma trackers because pretending officers aren't psychologically scarred by decades of gore hasn't worked out great.
The Guardian
Two Sudanese refugees sue over new UK rules that make them wait 20 years for settlement, while the home secretary calls them 'asylum shoppers' and the UN sighs deeply.
The Guardian
Two Sudanese asylum seekers die in the Channel, raising questions about a £662 million UK-France deal that seems to have done little to stop the grim math of small boats.
The Good Times
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