BBC Politics
Bank Holiday Beach Party Takes an Unexpected Turn as 989 Migrants Cross the Channel
Nearly 1,000 migrants crossed the English Channel over the bank holiday weekend, because apparently the smugglers don't get bank holidays off.
2026-05-26
BBC Politics
2026-05-03
The Guardian
Sudanese Woman and Teenager Die in Channel Crossing, Because Apparently £662m Isn't Enough to Prevent Tragedy
Two Sudanese asylum seekers die in the Channel, raising questions about a £662 million UK-France deal that seems to have done little to stop the grim math of small boats.
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