The Guardian Europe
Masked settlers assault a Palestinian woman and an NBC News crew in the West Bank, while Netanyahu condemns the violence but blames 'a handful of rioters' and worries about Israel's image.
BBC World
Syria calls Israeli strike a violation, Israel says it was just a terrorist, and the US ambassador suggests election-year baiting - meanwhile, the region remains a powder keg with a sense of humor deficit.
BBC World
Jared Kushner chats with Hamas, Israel says 'no thanks' to Trump's plan, and eight countries facepalm - peace in Gaza remains a work in progress.
The Guardian
Ben-Gvir storms al-Aqsa again, Israel races toward annexation, and the world continues to be a circus.
BBC World
A shooting in the West Bank leaves six dead, with each side blaming the other, while Israel promises more settlements and 'counterterrorism' - a recipe for peace if ever there was one.
The Guardian Europe
Netanyahu's go-to strategy of 'apply brute force, ask questions never' has finally backfired, leaving him as the primary casualty of a deal that makes everyone else look slightly less foolish.
The Guardian Europe
Trump declares Iran will never get nukes, ships start moving through the Strait of Hormuz, and everyone gets a ceasefire except the people getting bombed.
The Atlantic
Trump celebrates a deal with Iran that achieves none of his war goals, leaves Tehran stronger, and gives America a birthday party it didn't earn.
BBC World
Israel and Hezbollah agree to stop fighting in some places but immediately resume fighting in those places, because of course.
BBC World
Trump and Netanyahu started a war they thought would be easy; Iran didn't cooperate, and now everyone's stuck with a ceasefire that nobody really likes but nobody can end.
The Guardian
Netanyahu orders bombing of Beirut's southern suburbs, proving that a ceasefire is just a suggestion when you have enough bombs and a medieval castle to capture.
BBC World
Israel seizes a 900-year-old Crusader castle in Lebanon while expanding its ground offensive, warning more residents to flee as casualties mount on both sides.
The Guardian Europe
Israel's defence minister confirms plans for mass Palestinian departure from Gaza, ignoring a ceasefire he signed, while human rights groups call it ethnic cleansing by another name.
The Guardian
Hezbollah and Israel clash north of the Litani, Trump cancels Camp David over rain, South Korea blames Iran for ship attack, and oil hits $100 as peace talks stall.
The Guardian
Trump's peace deal with Iran: spend billions, unfreeze assets, achieve pre-war status quo. Even his own party's hawks are unimpressed.
The Atlantic
Israel's national security minister, a convicted criminal and far-right provocateur, is busy handing Israel's enemies exactly the footage they need - while Netanyahu looks the other way.
BBC World
Trump compares Iran ceasefire to a patient with a 1% chance of survival after rejecting Tehran's counter-offer as a 'piece of garbage,' while both sides continue to block each other's ports and enrich tensions.
The Guardian
Trump insists Iran hasn't suffered enough, while simultaneously telling Congress the war is over and supporters they're in a war, as three aircraft carriers loom and a peace proposal gathers dust.
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