In a Saturday posting spree on his Truth Social account, Donald Trump managed to accomplish three things: celebrate a pool being turned blue, complain about a judge's ruling, and announce a rally to replace a concert series that performers fled like a sinking ship.
The president, after arriving at the Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, at 11:08am, fired off 25 posts over the next two hours. Among them were a series of apparently AI-generated images: one of him playing for the New York Knicks and dunking over Governor Kathy Hochul (which, let's be honest, is about as likely as a Trump-branded race car tearing up the White House lawn - which was also depicted), another of him riding a horse alongside George Washington, and a particularly creative one showing the "Obama presidential library" as a huge garbage can holding a giant trash bag. Subtlety is clearly not the algorithm's strong suit.
Trump announced he will hold an "America Is Back" rally next month to replace a concert series after a number of performers backed out. The rally, he claims, will be "wild," which is presumably the opposite of "well-attended by musicians." He also denounced a judge's ruling removing his name from the Kennedy Center and praised his administration's efforts to turn the National Mall's reflecting pool blue - because nothing says presidential priorities like aquatic aesthetics.