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UN Reports Child Vaccination Creeps Up, Still Has a Lot of Creeping to Do
Global vaccination rates inch up one percentage point, which is progress - unless you're one of the 13.5 million kids still getting zero doses.
2026-07-15
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2026-07-14
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UNICEF Drops Grim Report Card on Afghanistan: 3.7 Million Kids at Risk of Malnutrition, Wasting Season Incoming
UNICEF warns 3.7 million Afghan kids face malnutrition as wasting season hits - because apparently, children in Afghanistan need another reason to be hungry.
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