TechCrunch
Musk calls Ambani India's 'real boss' as Starlink's launch stalls, Tesla sells 699 cars, and everyone waits for the same security assessment.
The Guardian
Jagtar Singh Johal is finally out after nine years, because apparently the only way to get a government to follow a court order is to threaten them with contempt.
TechCrunch
Apple Pay arrives in India with one bank, no RuPay, and a fee structure that has HDFC, ICICI, and SBI Card saying 'let's keep talking.'
The Guardian Europe
India responds to sexual violence by restricting women's access to parks and colleges, as activists suggest the radical idea of holding men accountable instead.
TechCrunch
India makes caller-ID apps share spam reports with telecom operators, Truecaller calls it anti-competitive, and everyone agrees the rules are about as clear as a robocall.
TechCrunch
Amazon's Alexa+ arrives in India with Hindi support, mid-sentence language switching, and a subscription price that will make non-Prime users switch to talking to their fridge instead.
TechCrunch
Google buys 1 million methane credits from Indian startup Mitti Labs to offset its AI-driven emissions, proving that even Big Tech knows rice paddies are the new carbon casino.
The Guardian
A new study reveals that nearly half the world's farmers are poisoned by pesticides annually - because who needs food safety when you have 3.8 million tonnes of chemicals?
TechCrunch
Magna pumps another $35M into Yuma's battery-swapping network in India, betting that gig workers will trade charging cables for 2-minute swaps - eventually.
The Guardian Europe
A glacial lake outburst in Nepal leaves hundreds missing, scientists say the Himalayas are changing, and India ranks second-to-last on environmental performance - but hey, at least there's a dinosaur museum.
Ars Technica
Europe funds startups, Louisiana becomes SpaceX's new playground, India's launch crisis deepens, and China delays its lunar mission - because space is never boring.
BBC World
In drought-stricken Bundelkhand, India's caste system makes getting a drink of water even more of a scorching ordeal.
BBC Business
India's beauty market is booming, with Gen Z spending double what millennials did, and global giants like Estée Lauder and L'Oréal scrambling to get a piece of the $23bn pie that's set to nearly double by 2030.
TechCrunch
Accel raises a $550M India fund in weeks, despite having 55% of the last one left, betting on AI apps and consumer startups.
The Guardian Europe
New Zealand's wool industry is bouncing back as synthetics get pricier, with sheep numbers down but prices up - and Chanel, Patagonia, and India all wanting a piece.
BBC World
Women who joined India's anti-Modi 'Cockroach' protests face a relentless online barrage of slut-shaming, doxxing, and threats - because apparently, disagreeing with the PM is now a gender-based sport.
TechCrunch
India's UPI payments network, after years of free service, is finally getting a business model - because even the government can't run on good intentions forever.
The Guardian
India's Gen Z protesters, armed with memes and rage over a leaked exam, forced a minister's resignation and cracked Modi's 12-year narrative control.
The Guardian Europe
Pirelli calendar goes to India, features all-Indian cast, and finally acknowledges that brown people also exist in fashion - a groundbreaking concept, really.
The Guardian Europe
India's education minister quits after a cockroach-themed youth movement forces his hand over an exam leak scandal, proving that even the most loyal ministers can be squashed.
The Good Times
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