ScienceDaily
A yearlong study finds omega-3 and aspirin rival antibiotics for severe gum disease, offering a potential escape from antibiotic resistance - just don't ditch your toothbrush yet.
The Atlantic
AI cheating is rampant on campuses, and professors are realizing that the Honor Code may as well be a suggestion - one that students ignore with 93% impunity.
The Guardian
Harvard forks over $53m after a morgue manager sold donated body parts, because apparently 'do no harm' doesn't cover the black market.
The Guardian Europe
Hegseth says sailors are fine, senators say otherwise, and the Kennedy Center is still renovating its way to controversy - plus tarifftastic transshipping and a Harvard win.
NASA
NASA's TEMPO-Lab gets teens to care about air quality by letting them play with real pollution data - because who needs video games when you have ozone?
ScienceDaily
Astronomers have confirmed an atmosphere on a rocky exoplanet in the habitable zone for the first time, marking a major milestone in the search for life beyond Earth - and proving that theoretical models sometimes actually work.
Inside Climate News
India's 50 hottest cities hit 112°F as a heat wave strains health, labor, and energy - and AC just makes it worse.
Ars Technica
Scientists successfully engineered a ribosome that works without isoleucine, proving that life can get by with just 19 amino acids - and that AI is better at protein design than most humans.
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