The Guardian
Australia's first mainland mammal case of H5 bird flu is confirmed in a fur seal, just after 1,000 terns kicked the bucket. Penguins are now also on the menu.
The Guardian
Australia's H5 bird flu outbreak is escalating, with over 1,000 dead terns and a suspicious penguin, as officials scramble to vaccinate captive birds and hope the sea lions stay safe.
The Guardian
Australia vaccinates captive birds against H5 bird flu, admits wild birds are too slippery, and warns of more mass bird deaths - because nature is a relentless comedian.
The Guardian
Pauline Hanson bars press, gets called a coward; bird flu kills terns; News Corp cries foul over media bargaining; Hockney exhibitions and a market dip round out the day.
The Guardian
Australia's local birds finally get their own bird flu case, thanks to a greater crested tern that apparently didn't get the memo about social distancing.
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