The Hill
DeSantis tells voters the Iran war is a 'big, big drag' on the GOP, gas is $4.11 a gallon, and maybe Republicans should stop gaslighting people about it - a novel strategy indeed.
The Guardian
Oil prices drop over 6.5% as Iran-US peace talks intensify, giving airlines and bond markets a much-needed breather - though Trump's 'hammer' rhetoric keeps everyone on edge.
BBC Business
Luxury cruise Villa Vie Odyssey suspends operations due to soaring fuel costs, leaving passengers stranded in Cambodia - because nothing says 'world tour' like an unexpected layover.
Grist
Trump declared a national energy emergency, then started a war that created an actual one - and his emergency powers can't fix it.
BBC Business
Heating oil prices are up to 82% higher since the US-Israeli war with Iran, and the government's plan to 'regulate the market' is inspiring about as much confidence as you'd expect.
BBC Business
Chancellor must decide whether to plan for a war that might end before the Budget or one that might not, while bond markets circle like wolves and the IMF tells everyone to eat their vegetables.
BBC Business
Andy Burnham refuses to rule out tax rises while promising to be 'careful' - because nothing says careful like borrowing more than expected and hoping for the best.
BBC Business
UK job vacancies hit a five-year low as small firms blame costs, Iran war energy prices, and policy uncertainty; young job seekers apply to hundreds of roles with little luck.
The Guardian
Zoopla says half of British homes take longer to sell as mortgage volatility from the Iran war makes buyers 'wait and see' - because patience is a virtue, especially when it comes to 5.61% interest rates.
The Guardian Europe
The world's on fire, and the top US diplomat is apparently too busy pandering to notice. Someone hand him a fire extinguisher - or a spine.
The Guardian Europe
Tui's profits take a hit as Iran war scares off travellers and spikes fuel costs, proving that 'resilient' is a very flexible term.
The Guardian
Chancellor Healey warns retailers he's watching for price gouging during the Iran war, while retailers say, 'We're not the problem, taxes are.'
BBC Politics
Bank of England likely to hold interest rates at 3.75%, citing global uncertainty and the Iran war, while mortgage rates climb and savers get a rare win.
The Guardian Europe
Trump's new tariffs on 85 countries get roasted as a sham by Democrats, while the Pentagon's Iran war death toll mysteriously 'glitches' to exclude recent casualties - because apparently, the war ended in April?
The Atlantic
The Atlantic argues the Trump administration has misled Americans for 20 weeks about a losing war in Iran, with lies, no transparency, and a Pentagon that won't answer questions.
BBC Business
Ryanair's profits drop 34% as war, fuel costs, and nervous flyers force fare cuts; Mediterranean flights still full but passengers booking later.
BBC Business
Dubai and Egypt package holidays are cheaper this summer as tour operators cut prices to lure back skittish tourists after the Iran war scare, while European holidays get pricier.
BBC Business
Oil prices have fallen back to pre-war levels after the US and Iran signed a framework deal, but drivers shouldn't pop the champagne just yet - prices are still higher than before the conflict, and the Strait of Hormuz isn't exactly a superhighway…
The Guardian
Japan's central bank raises rates to a 31-year high of 1%, because apparently 0.75% was just too thrill a minute for an economy that once saw 9%.
BBC World
Australian farmers face a record mouse plague - think 10,000 rodents per rugby field, plus rising costs from the Iran war - because apparently farming wasn't stressful enough.
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