BBC World
Trump doles out awards and insults at a press-freedom dinner that's already been shot at once, because nothing says 'respect the Fourth Estate' like calling everyone in the room deranged.
The Guardian Europe
A California man's alleged plan to assassinate Donald Trump at the correspondents' dinner adds a new charge of shooting a Secret Service agent, because one federal indictment apparently wasn't spicy enough.
The Atlantic
A gunman crashes the WHCD, prompting a security rethink for the World Cup, America's 250th, and the Olympics - because 'less bad' is the new 'safe.'
BBC World
Melania Trump wants ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel over an 'expectant widow' joke that turned prophetic when a gunman showed up at the Correspondents' Dinner.
BBC World
Authorities say a 31-year-old engineer with a manifesto and an anti-Trump social media history tried to crash the White House Correspondents' Dinner with guns and knives, prompting a third assassination scare for the president.
The Atlantic
A would-be assassin attacks the White House Correspondents' Dinner, revealing a grim new Washington status symbol: whether you got Secret Service escort or were left to fend for yourself.
After years of calling journalists 'enemies,' President Trump will attend their annual awkward dinner, where he'll be the keynote speaker and they'll have to listen.
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