The Guardian Europe
Portuguese football federation suspends Cristiano Ronaldo after he walked out on the national team, because even 41-year-old legends can't handle being benched.
The Guardian Europe
Klopp and Xavi debut in the Nations League as Ronaldo continues to be a problem Portugal refuses to solve. Also: crisps.
The Guardian Europe
Saudi Pro League tries to move on from ageing megastars, but Ronaldo's looming 1,000-goal milestone says otherwise.
BBC World
Ronaldo finally makes an honest woman of Georgina Rodríguez after 10 years, proving even GOATs can commit - or at least sign a long-term contract.
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