The Guardian Europe
Nations League Returns: Klopp, Xavi, Ronaldo and the Eternal Question of Why
Klopp and Xavi debut in the Nations League as Ronaldo continues to be a problem Portugal refuses to solve. Also: crisps.
2026-09-24
The Guardian Europe
2026-08-12
The Guardian Europe
Saudi Pro League Tries to Age Gracefully, Ronaldo Still Looming Like a 41-Year-Old Wrinkle
Saudi Pro League tries to move on from ageing megastars, but Ronaldo's looming 1,000-goal milestone says otherwise.
BBC World
Cristiano Ronaldo Finally Makes It Official: Marries Partner of 10 Years in Quiet Portuguese Ceremony
Ronaldo finally makes an honest woman of Georgina Rodríguez after 10 years, proving even GOATs can commit - or at least sign a long-term contract.
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