The Verge
Why Does It Seem Like Food Recalls Are Out of Control? (Spoiler: They Might Be, Sort Of)
Food recalls are up, but fear not - it's not just your imagination, and the government's budget cuts are definitely not helping the situation.
2026-08-22
The Verge
2026-08-19
BBC Health
UK Salmonella Outbreak: Eggs Suspected, Panic Not Yet Required
UK salmonella outbreak: 207 cases, one death, and a suspicious carton of imported eggs. Cook your eggs, wash your hands, and maybe skip the runny yolk for now.
2026-08-11
BBC Business
Taylor Farms Recalls Jalapeno Products After Salmonella Outbreak, Because Apparently One Parasite Wasn't Enough
Taylor Farms recalls jalapeno products amid salmonella scare, adding to its recent cyclospora outbreak - because one foodborne illness just wasn't enough for 2023.
2026-06-02
The Hill
Cheese Bread Recalled Nationwide Because Someone Didn't Wash Their Hands (Probably)
Frozen cheese bread gets recalled for possible salmonella contamination, because apparently the five-cheese blend wasn't adventurous enough.
2026-05-26
The Guardian Europe
Climate Crisis Gives Antibiotic Resistance a Warm, Unwelcome Embrace
New study finds climate change is accelerating antibiotic resistance in salmonella, because apparently one global crisis wasn't enough.
The Good Times
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