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Mitsubishi Finally Reveals New Pajero, Because 2026 Is Apparently the Future
Mitsubishi unveils the new Pajero, a boxy, tech-laden off-roader that's hitting Japan now and North America later - eventually.
2026-09-03
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2026-08-30
The Guardian Europe
Nissan's 'Shining Star' Plant Fights for Survival in Post-Brexit Britain, Because Of Course It Does
Nissan's Sunderland plant, once the shining star of British carmaking, now faces an existential Brexit double-whammy while desperately hoping a Chinese deal saves it - because what could go wrong?
2026-07-18
Seven Japanese Automakers Consider Joining Forces Against China, Because Why Fight Alone When You Can Fight Together
Seven Japanese automakers, including Toyota and Honda, are discussing sharing boring car parts to save money and fight Chinese rivals. Because nothing says 'innovation' like standardized hoses.
2026-07-11
BBC Business
High Court Rules Most Carmakers Didn’t Cheat on Emissions, Just the Usual Suspects
High Court rules most carmakers didn't cheat on emissions tests, except for a couple of dirty tricks from Mercedes and Peugeot-Citroen. Cue collective sigh of relief from automakers and a lingering cough from the rest of us.
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