ScienceDaily
A study of 112,395 French volunteers finds eight common preservatives linked to higher hypertension and cardiovascular risk, so maybe put down the processed ham.
ScienceDaily
A new study says calcium scans are best for borderline-risk patients, because scanning everyone else is just expensive radiation with extra steps.
ScienceDaily
A study of 11,071 people finds that nighttime light exposure is linked to a stiffer, thicker, less flexible heart, and scientists suggest the fix is blackout curtains, not another gadget.
The Guardian
NHS rolls out free high-street cholesterol tests to catch heart risks early, because waiting for a heart attack is so last century.
ScienceDaily
Study confirms that climbing stairs - the oldest cardio machine - can slash heart disease risk and add years to your life, but only if you actually do it.
ScienceDaily
Penn State study finds that a daily avocado might shave 4% off your heart disease risk - modest, but a delicious step in the right direction.
The Guardian Europe
A hospital worker ignores her own heart attack symptoms because they didn't match the posters on her wall; offers a guide to the subtle signs women should actually watch for.
ScienceDaily
The American Heart Association gives coffee a cautious thumbs-up but tells energy drinks to sit down before they hurt themselves.
ScienceDaily
New study says measuring apoB particles is better than standard LDL tests for preventing heart attacks - and it’s cost-effective, too. Your arteries might thank you.
BBC Health
New research confirms that 90 minutes to two hours of weekly weight training can lower your risk of early death, especially from heart disease and dementia - because apparently, the secret to longevity is just picking heavy things up and putting…
NASA
NASA is studying pneumonia in space to help hearts on Earth, because apparently bacteria get even more annoying in zero gravity.
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