ScienceDaily
Long-term melatonin use linked to 90% higher heart failure risk in chronic insomnia patients, because 'natural' doesn't always mean harmless.
ScienceDaily
The American Heart Association gives coffee a cautious thumbs-up but tells energy drinks to sit down before they hurt themselves.
ScienceDaily
Scientists find that gum disease bacteria may help calcify your heart valves, giving you yet another reason to floss (as if the dentist's disappointment wasn't enough).
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