Grist
Nevada, the Colorado River's designated peacemaker, sues the feds over water cuts - because apparently compromise has its limits when your city might lose 71% of its water.
BBC World
An Arizona toddler declared dead after a drowning incident was found alive hours later in a hospital morgue, leaving doctors with some explaining to do.
The Guardian Europe
The Grand Canyon is under an extreme heat watch as temps hit 112F, following three recent heat-related deaths - because apparently 'don't hike in a blast furnace' needs repeating.
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