The Guardian
Democrats flee Senate candidate like he's a burning building after sexual assault allegation, with endorsements vanishing faster than a politician's integrity.
The Hill
Democrats agonize over a Senate candidate with a Nazi tattoo and some regrettable Reddit posts, while the GOP is busy nominating a convicted felon for president. Priorities.
The Guardian Europe
Maine Democrats nominate an oysterman with a Nazi-adjacent tattoo and a history of allegations, because apparently 'vibes' outweigh red flags.
The Guardian
Graham Platner hopes Mainers will send him to the Senate despite a Nazi tattoo, sexting scandals, and arm-twisting allegations - because nothing says 'fresh start' like a candidacy built on a pile of red flags.
The Atlantic
Maine Democrats face a choice between a sexting, Nazi-tattooed populist with zero experience and a competent governor who saved lives. Guess which one the party is backing.
TechCrunch
Maine's governor kills a data center pause bill because it didn't carve out an exemption for a pet project she likes.
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