The Guardian
Trump campaigns on a Qatari-gifted jet, invents a Muslim Brotherhood membership for a Senate candidate, and the White House press secretary explains that 'I moved to China' was just a hearing issue.
The Guardian
Rubio delivers a speech about ancient Greek values from the Acropolis, Collins insists she's independent while voting with Trump 96% of the time, and Newsom calls Trump's "let Iran take out LA" comments treasonous.
The Guardian
Susan Collins says she's not Trump's favorite senator, a claim best verified by asking Trump, who has lost Maine three times.
The Hill
A retiring senator wants a $35 insulin cap passed before Congress goes home, which is adorable given they've been "discussing" this for years.
The Hill
Democratic PAC drops $2 million to attack Susan Collins over Medicaid cuts she voted against, which haven't taken effect, for closures that predate the bill. Sure.
The Guardian Europe
Maine Democrats nominate an oysterman with a Nazi-adjacent tattoo and a history of allegations, because apparently 'vibes' outweigh red flags.
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