Hospitals in England have recorded temperatures of almost 42C this summer, with surgeries being cancelled because operating theatres’ cooling units stopped working in the intense heat. Because nothing says 'safe surgical environment' like a room that's hotter than a sauna.

The Northern Care Alliance NHS foundation trust, which runs four hospitals in Greater Manchester, recorded a temperature of 41.8C during last month’s heatwave - 14C above the recommended safe maximum. That's not just a slight miscalculation; that's 'we've accidentally created a desert' territory.

Figures disclosed by 33 NHS trusts show temperatures on wards during July rose above 28C limit set by NHS England. So, hospitals are officially breaching their own safety limits, but hey, at least they're consistent.

Some patients are also cancelling their own surgery because it is too hot for them to travel. Because when you're already unwell, the last thing you need is a heatstroke expedition to the operating table.

Hospitals and GP surgeries are offering frail elderly patients appointments at the start and end of the day, when it is less hot, to make it easier for them to attend. Because nothing says 'compassionate care' like scheduling your medical needs around the weather forecast.

Ambulance services are struggling to keep some medications at the right temperature because it gets so hot in the back of their vehicles. It's almost as if ambulances were designed for transport, not for baking bread.

NHS ambulance trusts have relaxed their usual dress code rules to help crews stay cooler, for example by wearing shorts rather than trousers. Finally, a uniform policy that acknowledges the existence of summer.