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Nov 3
Rio Tinto Deploys Millions to Halt Cane Toad's Western Invasion, Because Apparently Toads Don't Pay Rent
Nov 3
Apple Reportedly Building a $1,000 Smart Display With a Robotic Arm Because Your FaceTime Calls Deserve a Stalker
Nov 3
Seven Bomb Threats Across Europe Turn Out to Be Hoaxes, Because Apparently That's a Thing Now
Nov 3
OpenAI Renames Data Centers 'Compute Campuses,' Hoping Nobody Notices the Giant Polluting Buildings
Nov 3
Rachmaninoff's Operas Return to Switzerland, Proving Even Composers Have Sentimental Real Estate Quirks
Nov 3
Airbus Invents Tiny Magnet That Stops Dead Satellites From Flailing About, Because Apparently Space Junk Wasn't Enough of a Problem
Nov 3
24-Year-Old Runner Dies After Collapsing Two Miles From Marathon Finish Line, Because Apparently Even 'Perfect Health' Isn't a Guarantee
Nov 3
Car Finance Lenders May Pay Out Early, Because Apparently Waiting for Courts Is Too Much to Ask
Nov 3
Political Strategist Suggests Left Could Win By Letting People Feel In Control, A Radical Concept
Nov 3
Louisiana Accidentally Built Land With a River Diversion, Then Cancelled the Sequel
Nov 3
VC Yvonne Bajela Launches $17M Fund to Bet on Europe's AI Boom, Because Apparently That's Still a Thing
Nov 3
Russia Drops Nine 3,000kg Bombs on Ukrainian Aid Centre, Killing 29, Because 'Peace' Apparently Needed a Second Opinion
Nov 3
Surrey Council Bravely Solves Winter by Offering Tea and a Chat, Free of Charge
Nov 3
Court Adjourns So Alan Jones Can Watch a Horse Race, Because Justice Is Apparently a Spectator Sport
Nov 3
Physicists Admit You Don't Need a Cosmic Sledgehammer to Recreate the Big Bang's Primordial Goo
Nov 3
Woman Told Lump Was 'Medical Anxiety' Actually Had Breast Cancer, Because Apparently Anxiety Now Causes Tumors
Nov 3
RBA Poised to Hike Rates for Fifth Time, Because Nothing Says 'Cost of Living Relief' Like Higher Mortgage Payments
Nov 3
Supreme Court to Trump DOJ: No, You Can't Just Set Aside 20,000 California Ballots
Nov 3
Smithsonian Spends $1 Billion to Confirm Space Is, Indeed, a Place People Live Now
Nov 3
Indonesia's Toxic Haze Sparks Diplomatic Spat, Because Smoke Apparently Respects No Borders
Nov 3
Apple's $1,000 Home Robot Will Roam Your House and Make FaceTime Calls, Because That's Apparently Worth Four Figures
Nov 3
Learjet Plummets in Thunderstorm, Killing Nine, Because Apparently the Sky Has No Chill
Nov 2
Google Partner Secretly Turned 1.3 Million Set-Top Boxes Into a Botnet, Because of Course It Did
Nov 2
Newcastle and Everton Play Football, Somehow Without Goals or Excitement
Nov 2
Obamacare Premiums Rise 13 Percent, Because Apparently Health Care Costs Also Have a Subscription Model
Nov 2
Oil Prices Plunge as Iran War Peace Talks Raise Hopes (and Airline Stocks)
Nov 2
Reform Council Leader Quits After Leaked Recording Reveals He Was Definitely Not Thinking About Gender, Apparently
Nov 2
Scientists Detect Ghost Particles With 10 Billion Times the Energy of Solar Neutrinos, Still Can't Explain Where They Came From
Nov 2
SpaceX Eyes Boost Mobile Because Owning the Sky Wasn't Enough
Nov 2
OpenAI to Merge ChatGPT's Chat and Work Tabs, Because Even AI Needs Fewer Places to Get Lost
Nov 2
Hackers Send Fake Nuclear Alerts to Ukraine, Raise Supermarket Freezers to 50C, Because Why Not
Nov 2
Cyber-Attack Turns Supermarket Freezers Into Unintentional Saunas, Wastes Thousands in Food
Nov 2
Goalkeeper Wins Trophy, Then Somehow Makes Entire Stadium Forget It's a Derby
Nov 2
American Dream Now Comes With Flood Insurance, Which You Probably Don't Have
Nov 2
Binance Hack Aftermath: Scammers Work Overtime While Customers Pull $3.6bn and Bitcoin Faithful Lose Their Nerve
Nov 2
Hungary Opens Communist-Era Informant Files, Because Nothing Says 'Moving On' Like a Searchable Database of Your Grandma's Snitch
Nov 2
Christmas Charities Report Surge in Demand, Shortage in Donations - Because Poverty Is Apparently Still in Season
Nov 2
Mars Has Been Growing a 1,500-Kilometer Cloud Since 1977 and Honestly, Same
Nov 2
Authors Bombarded by AI Fan Mail That's Suspiciously Well-Read (and After Your Wallet)
Nov 2
Ukraine's Air Raid App Hacked, Briefly Warns Kyiv of Radiation Threat (Spoiler: There Was No Radiation Threat)
Nov 2
NHS Introduces Early Warning System for Sick Children, Because Apparently 'Look at the Child' Needed a Framework
Nov 2
Flock Safety Demonstrates That 'Cancel Contract' Is Apparently a Suggestion, Not a Command
Nov 2
Scientists Shrink Archimedes' Screw to a Single Molecule, Because Regular-Sized Screws Weren't Enough
Nov 2
Buy Now Pay Later Now Requires You to Prove You Can, Actually, Pay Later
Nov 2
Supreme Court Asked to Decide If Preschools Can Reject Same-Sex Couples and Still Take the Money
Nov 2
Northern Territory to Water Down Water Rules, Environmentalists Say 'Hold My Aquifer'
Nov 1
NFL Week Eight: A Live Blog Where Defense Is Optional and Punters Are the Real MVPs
Nov 1
Autonomous Vehicle Startups Multiply Like Rabbits, Because Apparently AI Fixes Everything
Nov 1
Sydney Deploys Heavily Armed Police After Bondi Beach Massacre, Because Apparently That's Where We Are Now
Nov 1
Lottery Grants Save In-Person Support Groups for New Mums, Proving 'Money Can Buy Happiness' Isn't Just a Saying
Nov 1
Binance Reopens Withdrawals After $6.3 Billion Hack, Promises Losses Won't Be Passed to Users (For Now)
Nov 1
Cambridge Scientist Killed in Spanish Train Crash Was 'Inspiring,' Says Institution That Would Know
Nov 1
ICE Reportedly Terrorizes Springfield Haitians, Because Apparently That's a Thing Now
Nov 1
One Man, 350 Political Committees, and a Labyrinth of Dark Money: Democracy's Busiest Treasurer
Nov 1
Slot Farms Slip Through Bingo Loophole While Treasury Pats Itself on the Back
Nov 1
Football Manager Assures Everyone He's Fine, Actually, While Club Continues to Burn
Nov 1
Sadiq Khan to Robotaxis: Not So Fast, London Isn't Your Personal San Francisco
Nov 1
Gen Z Protests Cost of Living, Somehow Ends With Looted Trainers and a Stolen Gun
Nov 1
Nations Set New Record for Never Meeting Biodiversity Targets, Wonder Why Summits Feel Pointless
Nov 1
New Charity Suggests Men Talk About Feelings While Freezing in the Sea
Nov 1
The Verge Staff Reveal Their Keyboard Obsessions, Proving That 'Just Use Whatever' Is a Lie We Tell Ourselves
Nov 1
Physicists Resurrect 'Forgotten Particle' to Explain Why Anything Exists at All
Nov 1
Families Reunite as Oleshky Evacuees Escape Russian Occupation Via a Route That Sounds Like a Bad Board Game
Nov 1
Data Centers Become Midterm Issue, Because Nothing Says Democracy Like a Warehouse Full of GPUs
Nov 1
Darwin's Laksa Festival Proves That 50 Laksas and 175 Laksa-Inspired Creations Is the Only Reasonable Way to Spend October
Nov 1
Economy Grows 3.4%, Voters Still Can't Afford Groceries; Democracy Shrugs
Nov 1
Woman Stranded on Pacific Island for Three Years After Taking Immigration Advice That Was, in Technical Terms, Terrible
Nov 1
Judge to xAI: 'Mobile' Gas Turbines Still Need Permits, Nice Try
Nov 1
Hospital Admits 24 Failures Led to Toddler's Death, Which Is 24 More Than Anyone Should Need to Admit
Nov 1
TechCrunch Summit Promises Networking That Isn't Just Awkward Small Talk in a Crowded Room
Oct 31
4,000-Year-Old Wall Found in Morocco, Proving Ancient People Also Enjoyed a Good Fence
Oct 31
Oleshky Evacuees Reunite After Truce, Proving Ceasefires Work When Someone Actually Bothers to Try
Oct 31
Bedouin Women Discover Voting Is a Thing, Triple Turnout, Send Extremist Minister Packing
Oct 31
Nintendo Declares Pikmin Day, Because Apparently Every Day Needed a Mascot
Oct 31
OpenAI's $30 Billion Dream Shrinks to $20 Billion, Because Math Is Hard
Oct 31
Former DR Congo President Reinvents Himself as Rebel Leader, Because Why Not
Oct 31
EPA Quietly Schedules Its Own Web Archive for Death, Hoping Nobody Notices the Banner
Oct 31
Scientists Finally Find the Docking Station a Gut Bacterium Uses to Give You Colon Cancer
Oct 31
Tech Newsletter Celebrates Touchscreens, Laptop Bags, and the Endless Quest for the Perfect Note-Taking App
Oct 31
Seabirds That Fly Across Time Zones Get Jet-Lagged, Scientists Confirm We're Not Special
Oct 31
Jamaica's Beach Access Fight Gets a Court Win, Because Apparently 'Free Beach' Is a Radical Demand
Oct 31
UK Prime Minister Open to Apologizing for Slavery, Firmly Closes Wallet
Oct 31
Athens Cafe Mouria Closes After 44 Years, Because Nothing Says 'Counterculture' Like a Well-Priced Tsipouro
Oct 31
Salesforce Buys Defense AI Startup Rune for $375M, Because Nothing Says 'CRM' Like Battlefield Logistics
Oct 31
Coutts Finds London's Posh Postcodes Now Come With a Discount, Making Wealthy Homeowners Feel Poor
Oct 31
Nearly 200 Countries Agree on Nature Deal, Because Agreeing Is the Easy Part
Oct 31
Luigi Mangione's Lawyers Argue That Killing Someone Is Killing Someone, Double Jeopardy Edition
Oct 31
North Korea's 'Elite' Hackers Suspected in $6.3bn Binance Heist, Because Of Course They Are
Oct 31
Obamacare Premiums to Jump 13 Percent in 2027, Because Apparently Last Year's 26 Percent Hike Wasn't Enough
Oct 31
Man Jailed 34 Years for Harry Potter-Themed Monarchy Critique, Because Apparently Even Wizards Can't Escape Article 112
Oct 31
Michigan Democrat Asked to Apologize for Everything, Possibly Also the Weather, as Primary Rival Refuses to Let It Go
Oct 31
Alex de Minaur Notches 350th Win, Sets Up Semi-Final Showdown With World No. 1-Elect Zverev
Oct 31
Anthropic's Claude Extension Gets Backdoored for Nearly 12 Hours, Because Supply Chains Are Apparently Made of Wet Paper
Oct 31
Intel Loses $12B of Government Money in One Day, Proving Even National Champions Have Bad Fridays
Oct 30
Yorkshire Water CEO Resigns 24 Hours After Firm Scores One Star, Because Nothing Says Accountability Like Timing
Oct 30
Navy Airman Jumps Overboard, Gets Discharged for Not Dying Properly
Oct 30
Android 17 Adoption Reaches a Whopping 1%, Proving We Are All Just Very Tired
Oct 30
Google's Space Data Center Writes Haiku, Because Of Course It Does
Oct 30
FDA Removes Menopause Patch Warnings, Cites Vague Evidence and Vibes
Oct 30
Number 10 North Embarks on Multi-Million Pound Hiring Spree, Because Nothing Says 'Devolution' Like 50 New Job Ads