California's Big Sur coast, famous for its dramatic cliffs and celebrity sightings, is now famous for something else: a wildfire forcing evacuations of its most beloved tourist haunts. The Timber fire, which ignited in Monterey county on Sunday, swelled to nearly 3,000 acres by Tuesday evening, according to Cal Fire. Nearly 500 firefighters have been dispatched to wrestle the blaze in the Los Padres national forest.
Mandatory evacuations have hit the region's busiest season, booting visitors from the Nepenthe restaurant, the Henry Miller Memorial Library, and the Alila Ventana resort, along with several state parks. The Pacific Coast Highway in Monterey county is closed to non-residents, and officials have issued a strongly worded 'please don't come here' to tourists.
Firefighters have managed to contain a modest 5% of the blaze, per Cal Fire, and are working along the Highway 1 corridor. The fire is behaving like a slow, ground-hugging sloth, burning through grass, brush, and oak woodland without reaching the treetops. Crews are focusing on protecting homes and keeping the fire from hopping across the highway. The cause, which started Saturday evening and now threatens 259 buildings, remains a mystery worthy of a detective novel.
Meanwhile, the entire US west seems to be auditioning for a disaster movie. Canada has put its military on standby to help battle deadly wildfires in British Columbia, where at least one woman has died and about 20,000 people have evacuated. Nearly half of the fires there are burning out of control, which is the opposite of good.
The mayor of Summerland, a town of about 12,000 evacuated alongside 8,000 people near Peachland, warned that the danger zone is too hot to handle, and the full extent of the damage is unknowable. A blaze north of Reno, Nevada, sent 5,500 people packing, while Spokane, Washington, firefighters managed to strengthen containment lines around three destructive fires, allowing some evacuees to return home.
Oregon is having a record-breaking year, but not in a fun way: 3,671 square miles (9,508 sq km) have burned, smashing the previous record set in 2024, according to Jean Nelson-Dean of the Northwest Interagency Coordination Center. In California's Sierra Nevada foothills, the Gann fire is 90% contained after killing one person and destroying 48 structures. Investigators arrested a man who allegedly started it with a chainsaw, because of course he did.
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